So I had a pretty good weekend. I can't really say what I got up to or your minds might implode. But needless to say it was fun...

Niko ran through my intro for the game a few days ago, he created a gay vampire named Ivan for me to chase around Manhattan. It was quite amusing until, there came a point when I had to investigate an apartment. It had been trashed and there was blood everywhere. I decided to use my investigation skills to try and figure out what had happened.

[Niko] Roll wits + Investigation
[me] *picks up 5 dice and rolls 5 straight 1's*
[Niko] Wow! that's a lot of 1's, You're lucky we're not playing by the old rules, that's a critical failure - you should be dead.
[me] What, like the apartment would explode or something?
[Niko] Actually, yes - that's what happens the apartment explodes!
[me] Crap - I take that back - the apartment doesn't explode....
[Niko] Don't argue with the GM *evil glare*

( Here's a pic )

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I've been toying with the idea of changing my name for a month or so now. I got the idea from Xavier. Anyway, I'm tossing up between a couple of names - let me know which one you like - I even made a poll - why? because I can ^^

Poll #818335 New Name ^^
Open to: Friends, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 5

Heres the options.....

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( So what have we been up to this evening...? )

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Ok, so I haven't posted for a while - you try spending a lot of time in a house with dial-up, man it's good to be home.

Anyway, what have I been up to you may ask.... Well I have been spending a lot of time with my lovely boyfriend Chris. Things are going quite well - dare I say too well.... ^^

On Friday Chris and I went out to lunch at Cima with Candice and Hamish. It was fun but the food was a little burned. The conversation had a few high points....

[me] I reordered all the names in my phone after I switched to a plan, everyone now has last names too.
[Hamish] I organise mine a little differently *passes phone to Chris for inspection*
[Chris] What the what are the letters after the names?
[Hamish] Oh I organise by sexuality! S for straight, G for gay, B for bi etc.
[Chris] Whats N/A
[Hamish] Not Applicable
[Chris] *uncontrollable laughter*
[Candice] What?

The phone was passed around it read....

Martin S
Michael G
Mum N/A

( Heres some pics... )

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How 'bout Mila's Going away (for a not so long time) KAOS kink party?

Theres not a lot words can say.... ( *cough* ORGY *cough* )

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I'll leave you today with a link the the video clip that inspired the title of todays update.... It's a planetarium show created by people on Acid. As you watch you have to imagine it 360 degrees around you. and on a massive scale....

Trailer 0.o

Thats right, I vomited too.... You can view the full show next year at the Stardome!

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Most of you know that I take an interest in game reviews. I've read many and even written some ^^

The game that I pulled this 'different' piece of writing from is called CONTACT, it is published by Atlus for the Nintendo DS. You can find this piece on the official website (see below).

This.... thing is something else! It was obviously written by a dyslexic moron who was also on 'P'

Read on...

Terry skipped class, as one does when they are at that rebellious stage where they want to do the wrong thing, even though they have no idea why. He was relaxing on a bench in the park where he normally went when he skipped class (usually Tuesdays and Wednesdays, but every once in a while he'd slip a Monday or Friday in there too). He woke up suddenly (he had fallen asleep) to realize that the sun was already setting. It was getting late. "It's getting late," Terry thought. However, as he gazed up at the sky, he noticed a shining light of some sort...

The light caught Terry's attention for the very simple reason that tiny green crystals were falling out of it. Like rain, except green and made of crystal.

Before long, a space ship Terry had never seen before descended from the sky (though it should be noted Terry had never before seen a spaceship). Out of the ship stepped an old man in a labcoat.

"Hey, don't touch that." said the odd man from space.
"Give it here, boy."

While Terry sat and started at this strange old man in a mixture of confusion and perplexity, another light streaked from the sky (this one red) as if chasing the previous flash, which was clearly the professor's ship.

The space professor tensed, "...watch out! Quick, get inside!" He directed Terry into his spacecraft.

Terry rushed inside, as instructed. After an intense chase through a small corner of the galaxy, the ship took critical damage and fell to an unknown planet.

The Professor had only one place to turn--the player who had purchased Contact for his or her Nintendo DS! Hopefully, that player will agree to help the Professor and Terry...

Terry's mother was at home the entire time, cooking a lovely family dinner and utterly oblivious to the fact that her son had ditched class yet again.

After the spaceship crashed, Terry spent quite a bit of time passed out on the beach, unconscious.

You're going to have to wake him up. Go ahead, just give him a good poke. The Professor will fill you in on the best ways to manipulate Terry--do what he says 0.o

Link to Crazy Games actual webpage
[I won't go as far as giving them credit]

---In other news---

Nothing really... Havn't really seen anyone to have an intresting conversation with... ^^

I'll be at Shanghai lil's tomorrow night after 10pm with some friends, if anyone wants to come they are most welcome.

OK so assume that I'm aware that this post is terribly late - it may have something do do with Chris' lack of broadband...

Anyway on Friday Candice, Daphne, Mila, Zara and I went to the Erotica Expo - it was hot - though it didn't get off to the best start....

Candice and I originally had plans to travel with Zara, however this was not to be - the night before Candice decided to go with Niko and I decided to travel with Chris (he was already staying over anyway ^^). So on the morning of the Expo I had coffee with Chris at ark cafe and was dropped off at the Expo where I promptly met up with Candice....

[me] Wheres Zara?
[Candice] I just texted her, shes running 45mins late....
[me] Great....

Anyway Candice and I decide to get tickets and go in - this proved rather easy, we got ours from some scalper near the entry, they were cheap and she didn't check out ID, sweet!

We wait in line and eventually get to the door, where posted on a big sign we notice:

[Big Sign] No Camera devices of any sort will be permitted!

Simple Enough one would think, who would bring one anyway?

[Candice] Crap! What am I going to do with my camera?

At this point we arrive at the front of the queue and a big polynesian security guard stops us....

[Big Polynesian Security Guard] SHE HAS A CAMERA!!!
[me] *sigh*

You can imagine what happened next, lets just say that we didn't get in at that point, instead we retired to ark cafe and had breakfast while waiting for Zara and co. to arrive. Candice had porridge - ick. Just as we were finishing breakfast Zara, Daphne and Mila arrive....

[Daphne] Who has Calamari for breakfast?
[me] Me
[Zara] You're weird!
[me] This is news how?

Fast forward half an hour of slow walking (honestly I think it's a girl thing, that said Daphne kept pace pretty well) we arrived. Candice placed her camera in the car and we all entered. We were greeted by topless girls handing out condoms, Candice and Mila were quite excited - they promptly handcuffed themselves to one another and remained that way for the rest of the day, much to many spectators amazement [read: arousal].

The rest of the day proceeded with much amusement. Mila and Candice freaked out at the BDSM stall, Zara purchased more sex toys than I have ever seen and Daphne... well she looked amazing in her trench coat. We also bumped into Hamish a couple of times.

Heres some highlights:

[Random Stall Guy] *Spanks Daphne's ass*
[Daphne] Holy Crap!

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[Another Random Stall Guy] *presses vibrator into back of Daphne's neck*
[Daphne] OK, What the hell?!?

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[Yet Another Random Stall Guy] I'm going to grap your breast now!
[Yet Another Random Stall Guy] *Grabs Candice's breast*
[Candice] AHHH! What are you doing?
[Yet Another Random Stall Guy] Dosn't it feel great?
[Candice] No!
[Mila] You can grab mine....

---Anyway, heres some photos---









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OK so this update is a few days late - If you read the title you can probably guess why....

So, whats been happening with me?

I meet up with Jennifer a couple of days ago - It's been far too long since I last saw her - we meet up for coffee in Slurp.

[me] Hi!
[Jennifer] Hi babe.... Whats with your hair?
[me] It's new - you like?
[Jennifer] No I hate it, you shirt looks terrible too....

Jennifer was always so nice - honestly shes a gay boi stuck in a girls body. Anyway heres a pic:



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Chris is lovely as always. We've been spending lots of time together, getting to know one another.

Candice, Chris and I went out for drinks at Shanghai Lils on Friday....

[me] Candice and I both have amazing Gaydar
[Candice] You loose a point for not getting that guy the other day
[me] You loose 10 points for not getting '021 DESIGN'
[Candice] *sigh* How 'bout a bottle of red?

***By popular demand, here is a pic of Candice ^^***

Yes thats right - take that astrologers ^^

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In other news I have 2 colossal updates coming later tonight - lots of pics too ^^

---Heres a Preview---

[Candice] I'm sorry, but flaccid penis is the funniest thing in the entire world.

*Candice, Mila, Zara & Daphne break out in fits of laughter*

[Victoria] You should get waxed, it'll look really good!
[me] Ok!

*inside victoria's head*

[Victoria] Fool! muhahaha!

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So I made my booking with Victoria's beauty therapist of choice, and this morning there I was - Entering 'nbar' and walking to the counter.

[Lady] Welcome, you're John?
*at this point a shiver ran down my spine*
[me] Uh, yeah.
[Lady] Great. I thought we could start with the waxing!
[me] Errr.... *shrug* Ok

So I enter an adjacent room, undress and lie on the table. The beauty lady enters and applies the hot wax [read: new least favourite feeling].

[Lady] This is your first time isn't it?
[me] *nods*
[Lady] Well this is really going to hurt *smirk*

Then she did it. GOD IT FUCKING HURT!

Then she just kept going and going - Sadistic bitch! Never have I been in as much concentrated pain in my entire life!

---Later---

*on cell to Victoria*

[me] Owwww....
[Victoria] lol, you did it din't you?
[me] Yeah
[Victoria] Lol
[me] Bitch....

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I spent the rest of the day not letting anyone touch me - apparently it hurts like hell for hours afterwards too.... I wish someone had told me all this first....

---Other Bitz---

[me] Lets do our assignment on 'How Gay boys percived Sugar Daddies in the 1950's'
[Candice] Can it be a practical assignment?
[me] We could always go back in time and fuck them!
[Candice] Why not - Britney Spears apparently can....

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[Candice] *hugs Daphne*
[me] I'd hug you too, but I don't want you to touch me.
[Daphne] *moves to hug me*
[me] Gods no!
[Candice & Daphne] Muhahahaha!

Thats, it - I'm now officially Emo!

Over the last few weeks I've lost about 8kgs, making me look super thin ^^ and today I got out of bed, I put on black from head to toe, and I went to get my hair dyed jet Black!

What the hell is wrong with me....

So, I get to the hairdressers....

[Nathan] So some colour today is it? What can we stick to you?
[me] Jet... Black...
[Nathan] .....
[Nathan] mmmm.... Naa
[me] huh?
[Nathan] Black is too Emo
[me] Thats the point
[Nathan] Oooook *looks puzzled*
[me] Just do it


So, yeah - Emo ^^


---Today in Short---

[Kylie] Can you get me some McIntosh's?
[me] You like those?
[Kylie] Yeah! The coconut ones are my fave
[me] Freak!
[Kylie] Yeah....

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[Andrew] My [male] friend went home...
[Andrew] *mopes*
[Andrew] *Puts on Madonna - Frozen*
[Andrew] *sigh*
[me] You know you're gay - right?

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[Grant] Hey John, can I get..... So uhhhh - Change your hair colour?
[me] Yeah, I'm having an emo month
[Grant's Hot Son] lol
[Grant] Whats Emo?

Astronomy is a large confusing topic - I get that.

Physics is confusing - I get that too.

But the basics of astronomy are as easy to fathom as the concept of sleeping - So why then are so many people still FREAKIN' RETARDED when it comes to space?

---ASTRONOMY BASICS---

* There are 9 planets in our solar system - if you believe that there is 10 then you are retarded. Anything out beyond Pluto is a planetoid (technically Pluto is too).

* Planets do not move in front of the moon when they are occulted (they move behind). The concept of global devastation apparently alluded people last year when Jupiter was occulted.

* Mars will NEVER, EVER be as large as a full moon to the naked eye. Well - theoretically it could, but you'd would have to be on a spacecraft traveling there ^^

* Venus - is not a UFO - I know it appears suddenly in the evening sky, and yes, I know that it's bright. Maybe you have never seen it before - but it's still not a UFO.

* Most importantly of all - if you think you have seen a UFO - take a deep breath - think about what you saw. Are you near an airport? Was it moving in a straight line, kind of like a satellite? Are you drunk? etc. - If the answers are yes to any of those - don't call me! I'll just tell you that you are a retard.

Like I said, space is common sense.

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A couple of completely unrelated notes:

CONGRATULATIONS NIKO! ^^ - Well deserved I'm sure, and now that you are privy to telecoms inner secrets I expect to know why my broadband is slow....

Also, if it seems to you like there are a lot of posts missing - then add me to your frineds list ^^, most of the better posts are private ^^